Michael Maltese Movies

"As everyone knows," the narrator begins, "goldfish must have water... and cats hate water." And so it goes.

A series of unrelated sports gags. Archery: The bullseyes make sense when we see where the archer is standing. Billiards: A trick shot: All the balls...

During a square dance, held on a dog's back, celebrating the upcoming marriage between a boy and girl flea, a city-slicker flea shows up and kidnaps...